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Fedoras

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As VH1’s rock doc “Do It for the Band” said, behind every great man is a great woman. Well, on top of every scene boy is a fedora. Like vodka in The Millionaire’s bloodstream, fedoras seeped their way into the scene from our mainstream favorites; Justin Timberlake and the oh so divine Adam Levine, making all your favorite tattooed band boys just that much more….fedorable (thank you http://myspace.com/thescenic for that lovely term) Fedoras have become the new bohemian trend to sweep the scene by storm. Besides their initial utility as well…a hat, you know, the thing that blocks your eyes from the sun, fedoras have become a token of our hardly hip culture.

As a fashion item, fedoras bring most looks together. Like the cherry on top of a trainwreck sundae, your fedora hides that “I just came to the show straight from Gunz’s birthday party last night” hair, only to make it seem like you’re into the..ahem..grunge look.

When you’re that asshole alone at a show, (like myself at the moment) you can break from blogging on your Blackberry to pick up the ladies, thanks to the great conversation starter on your head:

Drunk scene girl: like omg ur hat iz s0 cayoute! Can I try it on *spills beer*

Fedorable scene-sir: sure, wanna come back to my place later?

A few drinks later, you’ve got yourself a girl for the night.

Along with all of these great amenities scene kids of all head shapes and sizes welcome so gracefully, fedoras are available at the one and only ubertrendy urban outfitters, making our favorite SLR toting suburbanites only a mall trip away from poon, so called fashion, and of course a drunken Justin Timberlake karaoke rendition. Scene kids, I know you’re just dying for someone to tell you you’re cute, and there is nothing more Myspace than being fedorable.

***For more from the founder of Fedorable, Jeremy Ryan, please check out http://www.myspace.com/jeremyryanart

 

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scene kids don't wear fedoras you fucking idiot
 
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