Like neon, hair extensions, and Pete Wentz’s cock shots, dinosaurs are a preferred topic for scenesters everywhere. Although you may be perplexed as to why the new millenium’s mall goths and wannabe trendsetters (emphasis on the wannabe) have a fascination with said prehistoric beasts, the logic is very simple:
-Dinosaurs, like scene kids, were just misunderstood. Dinos were just too big and too brawny for prehistoria. What may have seemed like tyranny, was simply poor T-rex’s inability to fit in with the rest of the algae and cockroaches…Sounds like something Haley Haterade faces on the daily. Instead of trying to become one her high schools in-crowd, she looks to Gabe Saporta for some pill popping words of advices, and lets out her anger on her hair…hence the mullety mess she’s got going on.
-Dinosaurs have claws….and so do scenesters! You call that a metal claw? I’m pretty sure you’re just copying Rex from Toy Story’s moves. Let’s be real now.
Besides the fact that scenesters think they can tough it up with a furry pink dino printed on their American Apparel hoodie-vest, they can also relate. Rejection, reigning terror (on malls, on the earth, whatever), and hands motions that look like someone has some serious arthiritis run strong in The Land Before Time, and in the land when time is measured by how many minutes you got to talk to Halvo for…..
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